my quant doesn’t speak english
Look at my quant.
Your what?
The model did the math.
Good. Now make it speak English.
The numbers stay intact. The jargon gets subtitles.
TODAY’S EDITION
Wednesday, August 12
5 stories · 17 min
QUANT SAYS
Seiche
SRF accepted wakes to 0.10 $B overnight: 66.8 sigma on a near-zero base, not a large flow.
IN ENGLISH
Funding
The percentage-style alarm is huge. The actual overnight amount is $100 million—and the tiny starting point is doing most of the shouting.
Aug 12, 2026 · 3 min
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QUANT SAYS
LiquiLens
Northpointe Bank reports NDFI loans equal to 5.64 times Tier 1 capital.
IN ENGLISH
Institutions
One category of lending on this bank’s filings is more than five times its core capital cushion. That is a concentration to examine, not a prediction that the bank will fail.
Aug 12, 2026 · 4 min
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QUANT SAYS
Undertow
No segment changed tier; funding EROSION persists across a quiet board.
IN ENGLISH
Market exits
The parts with enough history did not change category. Most market sections still do not have enough observations to score, so “quiet” cannot be read as “all clear.”
Aug 12, 2026 · 3 min
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QUANT SAYS
House desk
The model is numerate. The headline is where it gets weird.
IN ENGLISH
House desk
Numbers, explanations, and jokes belong in separate drawers. Here is how this desk decides what can cross from one drawer to another.
Aug 12, 2026 · 5 min
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QUANT SAYS
LiquiLens
4 of 19 covered Indian institutions sit above green.
IN ENGLISH
Institutions
Four names on this specific, freshly checked list need more attention than the green group. The list is not the whole Indian financial system.
Aug 12, 2026 · 2 min
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